Hi, my name is Leonard Church.. but nobody calls me Leonard. Most people call me Church! Sometimes they call me Alpha and a few people even know me as the Director, but I haven't been called that in a really, really long time. You see I know that when you look at me, ..I know I look like a super badass space warrior, but I'm really not. I'm actually a computer program that's been reincarnated in the memory of the-
memory told me to put my gun here.
are yuo happy, memory?do you like it.